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PostSubject: WoW Jokes   Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:31 pm

q: How many rogues does it take to ambush a paladin?

a: Two. One to backstab him in the field, and one to backstab him in IF.


q: Why are there now warriors who get the intellect on their swords?

a: They are afraid that their swords gets smarter then themselves..


q: What do you call an elf on drugs?

a: A High Elf..


q: How does a Rogue beat a Paladin?

a: By pickpocketing his hearthstone


q: How many GMs does it take to change a light bulb?

a: None, it's working as intended.

(continued from above: Besides, to fix one lightbulb would only imbalance the light in other areas. What we'll do is fiddle with all the other bulbs until they break.. er... start working as intended. Also, behind the scenes we are working on caving the roof in, so you won't need lightbulbs at all. We can't say when this might happen, but we'd ask that you keep mooching around in the dark until it does...)


"The druid says to the warrior, "what classes do we need" the warrior says, "about 10 mages, 5 priests, 4 druids, 8 warriors, 3 warlocks and 6 rogues." The druid replies, "ok I'll go get a shaman".


"So, there was this bloodsailor captain named John that had a mighty fine ship, full of bloodsailor buccaneers. He made his living by robbing adventurers while their loading screen hadn't gone away yet between ratchett and Booty Bay.

So, one day, blizzard fixed this problem, and John had to earn his living by robbing people while they weren't afk anymore. He still made a living, since his crew had been lvl 60 for a long time.

Anyway, one of the days he was out robbing, a ship from booty bay full of orc warriors and undead rogues came to end their pilfering. John ran up on deck, analyzed the situation, and then said to his first mate "Quick, get my red shirt" (http://www.thottbot.com/?i=3942). The first mate got his shirt, but wondered why he needed it. John quickly changed to his red shirt, then he fought against the warriors/rogues. He won after a long battle, but the first mate still wondered why he needed his red shirt. He asked John, and John answered: "If I had been wounded in battle, the red shirt would've covered the color of my blood, and my men could've fought on without caring for me." The first mate then said: "Oh, you are so wise, my captain, and for that I /salute you." He /salute 'd John, and the pillaging started anew. Then, in the horizon, John spotted a ship full of Shamans (of both orc, tauren and troll races). He analyzed the situation, before he said to his first mate: "Quickly, get my brown pants." (http://www.thottbot.com/?i=447)"


Just thought those where some pretty great ones.. ^^







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PostSubject: Re: WoW Jokes   Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:38 pm

The Guild: RL

EPISODE 1 http://www.wowinsider.com/2007/07/31/wow-moviewatch-the-guild/

EPISODE 2 http://www.wowinsider.com/2007/08/15/wow-moviewatch-the-guild-episode-2-zabood/

EPISODE 3 http://www.wowinsider.com/2007/09/10/wow-moviewatch-the-guild-episode-3/

EPISODE 4 http://www.wowinsider.com/2007/11/02/wow-moviewatch-the-guild-episode-4/

EPISODE 5 http://www.wowinsider.com/2007/12/06/wow-moviewatch-the-guild-episode-5/
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PostSubject: Re: WoW Jokes   Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:38 pm

<GM>: Could you explain the problem you are having for me, please?
<Method>: we made world's 2nd Vashj kill but the bats bugged and we can't get the loot
<GM>: How often has this happened?
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PostSubject: Re: WoW Jokes   Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:42 pm

Not a serious movie, just some fun stuff =)

the last scene in Hellfire Peninsula with the mage is the best!

http://www.wowinsider.com/2007/09/03/wow-moviewatch-how-to-beat-a-warlock/


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PostSubject: Re: WoW Jokes   Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:42 pm

Kyana wrote:
<GM>: Could you explain the problem you are having for me, please?
<Method>: we made world's 2nd Vashj kill but the bats bugged and we can't get the loot
<GM>: How often has this happened?

The GM's are Bots! Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: WoW Jokes   Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:09 am

Kyana wrote:
Not a serious movie, just some fun stuff =)

the last scene in Hellfire Peninsula with the mage is the best!

http://www.wowinsider.com/2007/09/03/wow-moviewatch-how-to-beat-a-warlock/


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PostSubject: Re: WoW Jokes   Sat Dec 15, 2007 4:52 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNI3OPAUUIY&eurl=
Found this one as well. Shows druid pvp in its best era. Most people seem to have forgotten what it's all about. Centern could learn a thing or two by studying carefully.

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